Friday, December 10, 2010

Sister Wrangling 101

This is the comprehensive guide to kicking your little sister out of your room. It is rated in stages, the lower the stage, the less trouble you will get in (in my experience).

Stage one
Ask nicely.
It might hurt your pride, but it is sometime effective. example: "Maggie, Lizzy wants to be alone for a little bit, please leave"


Stage two
Ask no-so-nicely.
"Maggie, get out of my room!"


Stage three
Bribes.
Offer her chocolate, or some other form of candy.


Stage four
Heaver bribes.
Offer her a hair brushing, or offer to paint her nails (It takes a little more time, but she will leave you alone eventually)


Stage five
Threats.
"Maggie if you don't out of my room I will tell mum and/or maul you!"


Stage six.
Throw her.
Dragona you should have no problem with this stage.


Stage seven
Give up for a little bit, then start at the top again.


Disclaimer: It is so not my fault if you get in trouble, have to go to the hospital, mum yells at you, etc...
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10 comments:

  1. Dragona PineDecember 10, 2010 at 12:18 PM

    LOL nice tips... and yep, no problem for stage six :D

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  2. Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feetDecember 10, 2010 at 12:19 PM

    good advice, to me its "get the hell out of my room" and i never get into trouble, if violence is nessecary, being the youngest i never get blamed

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  3. Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feetDecember 10, 2010 at 12:19 PM

    unless the sibling is bigger than you...

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  4. Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feetDecember 10, 2010 at 12:20 PM

    bye now, back to the blog

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  5. LizDecember 10, 2010 at 12:22 PM

    @Thrice I'm the oldest, so everything gets blamed on me :( but still, this is designed for my little sister, who is only 6 and about as high as my hip


    @Dragona I thought you would like that part :D

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  6. LizDecember 11, 2010 at 6:52 AM

    She thinks i'm a goddess(or so i like to think) :)

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  7. LizDecember 12, 2010 at 7:43 AM

    no, i am eeevil

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  8. AvocakenDecember 12, 2010 at 9:20 AM

    Goddess or not, I hate to be one to tell you that these things rarely ever worked for me - OR - my two daughters! Good luck, though! :-) It almost never hurts to try.

    Ken B

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  9. LizDecember 13, 2010 at 1:36 PM

    It works for me because i can pick her up ;)

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  10. AnonymousJuly 14, 2011 at 12:45 PM

    XD would this work on older brothers? I think the hairbrushing and nail polish would! XP ;)

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